Just say no to skinny jeans

I only wish skinny jeans where a choice and not the only choice. There are so many women out there, such as my self, that can not in their wildest dreams wear them. Lets face it the only people that skinny jeans look good on are prepubescent GIRLS. Don't even get me started on the guys in them. Just last week I was in the mall and there were these jeans in every color imaginable I picked up a pair in green, or was it red?, I don't know who cares. They were all stinking skinny jeans!

When will this madness end?